Missionary Impossible (Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15)

Funny quote:

Homer, the philanthropist, tries to spread God's word by reading from the book of "Puh-salms," and tries to answer the islanders' two questions about religion.

Lisa, Jr.: Amy said that there are lots of religions.  Which is the right one? 

Homer:  Well, not the Unitarians.  If that's the one true faith, I'll eat my hat. 

Ak:  If the Lord is all-powerful, why does He care whether we worship Him or not?  Ak just saying. 

Homer:  Well, Ak, it's because God is powerful, but also insecure, like Barbara Streisand before James Brolin.  Oh, he's been a rock.

Quote from Roger on American Dad

I am really getting into finding interesting quotes from pop culture these days. Movies and TV shows really can shed light on the status of society and its future. It shows both the good and bad. Really it has no judgement on good or bad and just shows what it shows.

Roger is an alien (from outer space) on the show American Dad. The "American Dad" is Stan who on this episode at Christmas about the Rapture (Rapture's Delight; season 5, episode 9) said that his wife dressed too sexy for church. Roger who is more male than female wears both male and female clothing. He came out in Amish type clothing before church and Stan stated his approval of his attire. Roger responded with this:

“Aw, I love your religion… for the CRAZY! Virgin birth… water into wine… it’s, it’s like Harry Potter but it causes genocide and bad folk music.”

This whole episode was packed with great little lines like this. It is on HULU right now but it is a trailing episode which means it will not be on there long.