Monday, January 18, 2010

Missionary Impossible (Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15)

Funny quote:
Homer, the philanthropist, tries to spread God's word by reading from the book of "Puh-salms," and tries to answer the islanders' two questions about religion.
Lisa, Jr.: Amy said that there are lots of religions.  Which is the right one? 
Homer:  Well, not the Unitarians.  If that's the one true faith, I'll eat my hat. 
Ak:  If the Lord is all-powerful, why does He care whether we worship Him or not?  Ak just saying. 
Homer:  Well, Ak, it's because God is powerful, but also insecure, like Barbara Streisand before James Brolin.  Oh, he's been a rock.

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